mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.