hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize