okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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