I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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