I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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