The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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