You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
someone owes me an orgasm
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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