you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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