Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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