I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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