It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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