i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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