That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
PANTIES FOUND
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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