I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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