The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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