It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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