i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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