Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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