you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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