Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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