It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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