...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Blood and glitter go together right?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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