check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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