thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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