the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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