There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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