i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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