So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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