Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I want a musical about memes.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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