did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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