And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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