ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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