so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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