Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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