I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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