If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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