All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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