Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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