White coat. Heels.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Who died my cat blue again?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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