i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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