If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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