i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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