When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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