the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My vagina just clenched in fear
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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