We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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