Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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