If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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