I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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