trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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