i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She even gives head with a lisp.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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