he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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