problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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