She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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